Dancing with monkeys is dangerous but fun!
Sir, it seems my humblest opinion that all primates do enjoy the jitterbug! Huzzah! Let us dance!
Let’s share a donut, then beat the crap out of each other under the redwoods.
Shaving my donut makes me so angry, I go boxing in the forest.
Let’s shave a donut!
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My doctor prescribed butter for my head.
Surgeon General says “more butter.”
The priest buries a lot of people in the graveyard.
On this our solemn day of mourning, we bury four normal people and one Christian.
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Shake can gently before use, then remove cap.
Shake the whipped cream, take off the cap, then spray.
Who could possibly…,.,.m.jawel lk’i afdnena
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Always drink the fourth wine bottle fourth.
John is in a jolly mood due to all the alcohol he has consumed tonight.
John got drunk.
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I ate all my Halloween candy and then felt sick.
The smell of pumpkin guts makes me barf.
Steaming pumpkins make Michael hurl.
The rotten pumpkin caused Michael to vomit.
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The humanoid cyborg was sent from the future to kill us with his laser eyes.
In the future, robots will see that we are all dead.
Wir sind die Roboter…
The robot got drunk and fell in the hot tub, we pulled him out and laid him out to dry.
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The deer jumped over the moon.
The spotted moose jumped over the happy moon.
The moose with monkey pox jumped over the moon.
A deer is jumping over the moon, chased by a bear.
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